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30 Apr, 2011 12:02 AM

HIGH LOWS AND LOW HIGHS

Round five was not blessed (or cursed, depending on your viewpoint on draws) with a tied match but the result of all seven games was in doubt well into each last quarter.

The round threw up a number of records, all pointing towards the competition's current even nature:

■The lowest score of the round was 76 points (by Brisbane Lions against St Kilda). This was the highest minimum score for a single round since round 20, 2000.

■The highest score of the round was 117 (by Geelong against Hawthorn), making it the lowest maximum score for a completed round since round 18, 2006.

■The long weekend's largest margin was just 30 points (by Collingwood against Essendon), which was the lowest maximum margin for a round since round 17, 2005.

TEAMS DOWN, CENTURIES UP

The final scores of both North Melbourne and Port Adelaide were significant in that they were the first losing three-figure scores of the 2011 season. Recent years have contrasted dramatically with the days of the late '70s and early '80s when three-figure losing scores occurred almost every week. In fact in round 10, 1982, all 12 teams over six games registered three-figure totals. North's score against Richmond, 14.19 (103), has been a losing score on each of the past four occasions it's been registered.

AFL ROYALTY

In honour of last night's wedding (and with thanks to James Gigacz for the idea), here's a football team of past players with a somewhat royal flavour.

B: Ross Abbey (Foots), Craig Stewart (Coll), Bob Rush (Coll)

HB: David King (NM), David Rhys-Jones (SM and Carl), Mark McQueen (Rich)

C: Joe Prince (SM), Steve Wallis (Foots), Alfred George (Melb)

HF: George William Andrew (St K), Wayne 'King' Carey (NM), Adam Simpson (NM)

F: William Harry (Carl), Jock Spencer (NM), Leigh Tudor (NM and Geel)

R: Justin Charles (Foots and Rich), Brian Royal (Foots), Dick 'King Richard' Reynolds (Ess)

Inter: Ray Windsor (Bris), Archibald Middleton (Fitz), Ralph Lancaster (Geel), Owen Williams (Rich)

Most players have been selected for obvious reasons. Steve Wallis and Adam Simpson slip in by virtue of combining to form the name of the duchess who caused the abdication of Edward VIII; Ross Abbey gets a vote because Kate and William will be getting married in one; Archibald Middleton gets a guernsey not just for his surname but because his pre-VFL club was Windsor; Bob Rush was selected in the back pocket because his surname matches that of a certain actor who appeared in The King's Speech; and Owen Williams makes the bench because his name is the closest to that of the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams.

SPORTING ANAGRAM OF THE WEEK

An Anzac Day Medal and a Norm Smith Medal last year, and another Anzac Day Medal this year. When it comes to big game awards, Scott Pendlebury knows how to get the chocolates, which is good considering his name is an anagram of PRODUCT BY NESTLE.

For more of Andrew Gigacz's weird facts and figures from the world of sport and beyond, visit footyalmanac.com.au

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